milfdud:

you were cute till I saw you had iFunny on your phone

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

"Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t."

Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy  (via suchvodka)

(Source: morelovexlesshate)

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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